So I bought a can of ether.
I gave it a second-long shot of ether, cranked, nothing. Did that about three times, the fourth time it ran for a second. I couldn't repeat it. Cracked an injector and tried to see if I could get fuel out of it. About the third shot of ether into it, and it ran for a second again and I saw a jet of fuel out of it.
Oh boy, I'm excited now.
So I cracked the injectors open one at a time, and I had to crank the engine with ether 3-5 times on each injector to get fuel to jet out of them.
Once I got fuel jetting out of all the injectors, I made sure they were all tight and cranked. No start. So I had to crank it with ether another couple times to finally get the thing idling.
And it started idling the exact same way as it was before. Only now it was leaking out of the bolt on the bottom front of the pump that holds the "special washer". I tightened the bolt as much as I dared, and it still was leaking.
So I threaded out the bolt, and it had a little bit of vaseline-like spooge on it north of the O-ring. (?) And the O-ring looked way to small for the slot it fit in, but I wiped off the tad of spooge and put it back in. Stopped leaking for now.
So I started it again (didn't take ether this time!) and it still had the rough idle. I let it idle for 2-3 minutes while watching my $500 rebuild proving itself vain, and all of a sudden it cleared up. Instead of loping between 550 and 650 RPM it went up to 800 and stayed there, like it's supposed to do.
I let it idle like that for ten minutes, shut it off, started it and it went right up to 800 RPM again.
So at the moment it seems to be running, but I don't think I fixed anything, I don't understand why it was so hard to start, and there's a really nasty valve tick now.
So now I'm off to inspect my valve train and figure out what that is before I test drive it.
Hopefully I can get it running by the end of December!
1990 D-250 Regular Cab: Tweaked injection pump, built transmission, a cataclysmic charlie foxtrot of electronics, the most intense street-ran water injection system in the country, and some more unique stuff.