Craigslist Gems Thread

[PToombs]

I found a good one! If Caleb put these in his ford it would sell in a heartbeat! http://albany.craigslist.org/pts/3602676879.html

[Mark Nixon]

It's really depressing how some people put more thought and creativity into something STUPID, yet many won't figure out something as simple as bleeding the air from the fuel system, or re-sealing a VE pump.

We're on a rocket sled to societal failure and the pilot is a freaking madman in a straightjacket.

Mark.

[RumbleFish]

We're on a rocket sled to societal failure and the pilot is a freaking madman in a straightjacket.

I didnt know you had a pilots license Mark!

[dazedandconfused]

We're on a rocket sled to societal failure and the pilot is a freaking madman in a straightjacket.

I didnt know you had a pilots license Mark!

[Mark Nixon]

...I didnt know you had a pilots license Mark!

Didn't think I need a licence to pilot a SLED!
I'm missing the straitjacket, too.
Loaned it to Pete back in 2011 at Michael's and it hasn't returned.
He never did his 'Riggs" impersonation, either.

Mark.

[cmann250]

Stacks like that have been a double secret desire of mine for some time Same with a 5" stack and a rain cap. Same with a hood stack. I've also thought about painting every part I take out or off of my truck lime green so I can keep track of what I have dicked with.

Luckily, I have alot of self restraint

[PToombs]

Mark, last time I did my Riggs impersonation I had to go to the doctor for my shoulder.

[bmoeller]

That would hurt like hell!

[Mark Nixon]

Mark, last time I did my Riggs impersonation I had to go to the doctor for my shoulder.

Why?
Riggs didn't!
Everybody talks about Chuck, but another REAL Barney Badass is Mel!

Mark.

[PToombs]

Yeah, it's obvious he's not right in the head either!

[Mark Nixon]

Yeah, the same claim has been made about certain other people on here, too.

Mark.

[bmoeller]

Anyone want what he's smoking?

http://oklahomacity.craigslist.org/pts/3660632644.html

[1STGENFARMBOY]

Heck no i don't want any of it......look how stupid it makes you........cummings.......what a dic weed

[RumbleFish]

http://fortwayne.craigslist.org/cto/3580859699.html

Cant remember if I posted this already or not. It used to belong to a former friend of mine, I drove it a few times when it was stock. The loser swapped the 60F out for a 44 and traded it in on a 2001 Ram 1500. Iirc he got 1200 for it.

[revemup15]

Cashola!!!!!!!