Random stories that you've been through

[redneckroot]

So I'm walking across my lawn tonight just after I let my dog out of my shop and she's running in circles going nuts like normal. All of a sudden my feet are level with my head and I'm sliding on my back, when I come to a stop my one shoe is ten feet away my other smashes me in the face. The dog hit me so hard she went rolling. I guess it's easy for a dog to knock you down when they hit at full speed. I go in the house and my wife jumps up thinking the guys that bought the front axle jumped me. It'll be a fun morning tomorrow trying to get outta bed.

[Hansen01]

haha I used to have a dog that was famous for single legs and double legs, and whenever we would tell him to get someone he would run up to them full speed, hit them with a double leg and as they were on the ground he would stand on top of them until you told him to get off