My transmission start spewing that expensive NV4500 oil everywhere, I wiped it down so I could see where the leak was coming from and took it for a test drive. I had the shifter off so I could see down to the transmission and was so distracted by fighting the shift stub that I didn't notice that I had the parking break on a couple clicks. So when I pulled back in my drive way all the oil that had gathered inside the brake rotor lit up. I was able to put it out before it did any real damage, first time I was able to put my submarine damage control experience to use on a real fire.
Now smile because you are probably having a better day than me